Dog friend or dog foe?

Some new research suggests that the direction your dog wags indicates his mood. I guess I maybe don't so much trust my dog to know his right from his left. I mean take Gordy.

If he can't figure out that if only he walks a teensy bit slower in the kitchen after coming in with wet feet, he won't skitter and skate all over the place, how can I expect him to keep his sides straight?

So watch the video.

And if you "stay for the credits," you'll see a video on urinal splashing.